the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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