Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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