you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love having hate sex.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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