What a fucking waste of an outfit
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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