Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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