That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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