ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
vagina is talking i cant
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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