dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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