we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Randomize
