id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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