I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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