We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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