We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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