How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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