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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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