check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
smell my finger.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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