this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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