I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
