At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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