normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm like, not good at living.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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