Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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