is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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