Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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