I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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