The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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