You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He's on the porch naked. Help.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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