we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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