can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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