come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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