new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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