You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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