Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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