yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My bed smells like the plague
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Randomize
