Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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