She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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