How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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