God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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