I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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