I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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