her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
