Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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