im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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