its not stalking. its research.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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