i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I need help removing her.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I need water and some morals
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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