I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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