it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
