I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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