So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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