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It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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