can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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