At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm really busy with my period
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