My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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