11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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