the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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